September 29, 2003 - 4:54 p.m.
So here I am again, to tell the very Real story of what happens when three writers get together and go off in search of an outlit for their compulsive need to write. Luckily we three do not strangers be, though we've neevr met in person(stupid pond in the way I hear), I know we'll get along right as rain though. I mean, come on, I have known them both(one guy, one gal), for literally Tens of weeks, and that level of connection that you get from posting replies in a forum for days upon days till they add up to weeks, that intinacy one gets from communicating view email accross an ocean and seperated by enough time zone differential to confuse the hell out of some people-...this bond we have forged, as has been done since the down of homoerectus, or even just since Al Gore invented the internet, is unbreakable, and sacred to me. I so just totally get, on like a really meta-physical level of existence, everything that what's-her-name says and everything who's-his-face types.
Myself plus those two, a triad, if I am adding that up right. Motivated by the tireless efforts of the Gal Pal third of us, we have been offering our services to other fake news sites, but only as a team. And thanks again to the workings of our female member, I think we may have actually found a place to settle and write for. If everybody excepts the offers of the other people involved, then Ming will be back to answering the questions of cretins once again...*crosses fingers*
By a strange twist of sanity and events, it has come to my attention that Ming's two older brothers, Prince and Char, have recently wanted to take a a crack at answering questions from readers. I'm afraid it all smells of jealousy on their part, first with their not being as perfectly magnificant as their younger brother, and secondly wanting a taste of the publicity they think Ming gets when walking through a mall.
Ming has taken pitty on his brother's, and has decided to indulge them this once. Unfortunately, that means I have to transcribe what they are saying as well as what Ming says. I exist but only to serve, though, so I will be posting their answers to your questions on this site, for now. Please feel free to email me questions for the Brother's to answer. I should warn you though, that although they have similar feelings of superiority over everyone to Ming, they don't have his style or even a remotely similar thought process. They both excell as far as they go, being as eccentric as they are. Prince is a foppish pansy with multiple chemical dependencies, and a keen grasp of the superficial in all creation. Char, on the other claw, is a brutish double Y chromosoned behemouth, agressive, tending towards overly masculine views and outbursts, and an amazingly adept tactical instinct helping him to find interesting solutoins to conflicts or everyday situations. Both have their plusses.
So email away, to jarrynlives@yahoo.com, and questoin ahoy!
ANd if you are still hungry for The Funny after reading everything I have to offer, then journey to either www.NEWS-AT-TEN.tv , or www.newshax.com and please show support for the geographically challenged.
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