June 26, 2003 - 1:00 a.m.
Yeay!
The Supreme Court has informed me that I can now do things in bed to the men there without breaking any laws. That really puts my mind at ease, so worried have I been that someone would call the police after seeing my webcast, motivated by their self hatred and feelings of guilt for having spewed before making the call. And I am glad I don't have to dress up like colonoscapy equipment anymore.
Maybe all those people, who have for so long been fighting to keep me and other people from enjoying sex since they don't, can now turn their attention towards people who molest their or other people's children. That would make total sense, unless you figure that those pushing the hardest to outlaw gay sex are usually closely connected to or are themselves respected leading member's of major religios groups. Because then you would have to figure in that they may either be covering for member's of their own groups who are buggering kids, or be the ones doing the buggering. And figuring that in would make one think that the focus on banning sexual relations other then their own might just be a diversionary tactic on their part. But those people's heads, unlike this paragraph, can't hold three figures at once, so maybe they wont be able to add it all up and see the total, in any sense. Maybe if they focused more on their collars and sense, the churches wouldn't be getting sued out of their dollars and cents.
I guess after the Supreme Court called me, they called Strom Thurmand with the same news. I think once they finally explained what can now be legally done in bed between two or more men(or women) shock did the rest. I bet he really regretted not putting more specific wording on the Constitution when he had the chance, before everyone signed it. This plus finding out his servents hadn't been been property since he got Alzheimer's probably did the old guy in.
Well, I need to get to bed... a bed that as of today is no longer a crime scene...
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